ClassicTales.net Plays - Fine Theatre and Literature for Elegant Citizens
"Fine Theatre for Elegant Citizens"

a fragile stone fog bohemoth named egox
the mutant morgue mobile magic team
rutiger and the bean bag maniac
rrranchero and his pancho fiend
the triumph of billy McWumpkus
crockpot and the mysterious stew
the way slinkys reproduce
when peter bronson rides a chocolate horse
the prototype silly-bot
the funkmaster flexes his fallopian paradise
micky's mullet dancers of might
carrot violins
hundred hamburger hank
a sticky drink to replace your friends
the curse of spatula the wise
a plastic bear that attacks garages
a marvelous hat for a crippled sloth man
the specific ears that sway in the breeze
a stupendous way to say "you have no legs"
buck-toothed wizard machines
the fortress of lick-ity lard
the soup lizardon
the enchanted land of the dense heads
the fabulous man and the strong face
morgally steve and the butter hut lords
mick-mick and his pals

Have the Plays read to you by Michael Caine!

a fragile stone fog bohemoth named egox
the mutant morgue mobile magic team
when peter bronson rides a chocolate horse
the prototype silly-bot
carrot violins
rutiger and the bean bag maniac
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